Ok so the most embarrassing thing happened to me tonight. OMG I'm embarrassed just typing this. So I go into the gas station to buy some cigarillos and some black & milds.
So I get to the counter and I ask how much a box costs and I get one and 2 black & milds. So as I pull my wallet out my purse to get my i.d. out, a freaking condom falls out my purse onto the floor!!!!!
SO I just start laughing to myself, proceed to give the man my i.d. and money and then I picked it up cause I was thinking how it would look if I just left it there lol. So when I pick it up this man is just watching and when I picked it up he starts laughing saying, "yeah", repeatedly. So I grab my stuff and walk out.
When I turn around, I realize the store had gotten crowded while I was being helped andit was like a long line of ppl behind me!!! OMG
So I'm just giggling to myself and when I get in the car and start laughing histerically and told my friends what just happened to me. I told them I thought the man that was laughing at me probally thought I was juat fucking all kinds of shit. Cause if I was him I would have been thinking , "if she pick it up she a freak", and I surely did pick it up. My bitch was like yea cause it looked like I needed it. The sad part about this is that 1.,I haven't had any in like 2 going on 3 months, 2., I have a boyfriend, 3., the condom was old as fuck lol.
Plus, I don't even use condoms. wtf. I guess why it was so funny to me.
At least the ppl in the store thought I practiced safe sex. WRAP IT UP PPL!!!!( If ur on fuck buddy status)