So Embarrassing!!!

Ok so the most embarrassing thing happened to me tonight. OMG I'm embarrassed just typing this. So I go into the gas station to buy some cigarillos and some black & milds.





So I get to the counter and I ask how much a box costs and I get one and 2 black & milds. So as I pull my wallet out my purse to get my i.d. out, a freaking condom falls out my purse onto the floor!!!!!



SO I just start laughing to myself, proceed to give the man my i.d. and money and then I picked it up cause I was thinking how it would look if I just left it there lol. So when I pick it up this man is just watching and when I picked it up he starts laughing saying, "yeah", repeatedly. So I grab my stuff and walk out.

When I turn around, I realize the store had gotten crowded while I was being helped andit was like a long line of ppl behind me!!! OMG

So I'm just giggling to myself and when I get in the car and start laughing histerically and told my friends what just happened to me. I told them I thought the man that was laughing at me probally thought I was juat fucking all kinds of shit. Cause if I was him I would have been thinking , "if she pick it up she a freak", and I surely did pick it up. My bitch was like yea cause it looked like I needed it. The sad part about this is that 1.,I haven't had any in like 2 going on 3 months, 2., I have a boyfriend, 3., the condom was old as fuck lol.

Plus, I don't even use condoms. wtf. I guess why it was so funny to me.

At least the ppl in the store thought I practiced safe sex. WRAP IT UP PPL!!!!( If ur on fuck buddy status)

I miss "MR.MAN"

I <3 this song and it makes me think of "MR.MAN". *sigh* I miss him n I wish he would hurry up and cum home. Enjoy the song & feel free to sing a long.

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6 years 5 months
That's how long we've been havin'
This thing we got
Every moment hasn't been perfect
But still when it's perfect it feels
Like we're the only two people
Who have somethin' real
Now 3 years 2 weeks
That's how long we've been raisin'
Our family
And I wouldn't go tradin'
The love that we got
So don't go changin'
I love you just the way you are

[Chorus:]
It's true love
When you say you need me
Like I need you
And you can't be without me
Like I can't be without you
It's true love
When we spend time talking on the phone
Cause when we're not around each other
We don't wanna to be alone
It's true love, love, love, love
Don't you know that it's good to be in love, love, love, love
Just belive me truthfully cause
Love
Is never ever makin you cry
Before I tell you a lie
I'll give you my life
Cause thats true love

[Verse 2:]
Now when the love is right
Somehow you just know
Because you hold it tight
And you don't want to let it go
And it's so deep inside of you that
You just can't take it cause it
Fills up your heart
And you just,
You can't replace it oh no
Somebody's makin love
Non-stop tonight
And they can't make enough
I know what it feels like
Grab your lover by the hand
Say that you understand
How love really works
So good thats it hurts

[Chorus:]
It's true love
When you say you need me
Like I need you
And you can't be without me
Like I can't be without you
It's true love
When we spend time talking on the phone
Cause when we're not around each other
We don't wanna to be alone
It's true love, love, love, love
Don't you know it's good to be in love, love, love, love
Just belive me truthfully cause
Love
Is never ever makin you cry
Before I tell you a lie
I'll give you my life
Cause thats true love

[Bridge:]
Cause I don't need nobody but (I,I,I)
You in my life oh baby (I,I,I)(no,no,no)
Those of you that understand what I'm sayin'
Sing along with me say I
Cause I don't need nobody but (I,I,I)
You in my life oh baby (Oh,I,I)(no,no,no)
Those of you that understand what I'm sayin'
Sing along with me say

[Chorus:]
It's true love
When you say you need me
Like I need you
And you can't be without me
Like I can't be without you
It's true love
When we spend time talking on the phone
Cause when we're not around each other
We don't wanna to be alone
It's true love, love, love, love
Don't you know it's good to be in love, love, love, love
Just belive me truthfully cause
Love
Is never ever makin you cry
Before I tell you a lie
I'll give you my life
Cause thats true love

[Song Fades]

Road trip!!!

So yesterday I went on a lil road trip. Not really, but kinda. Me and my homie just got some green(mary jane) and just drove around. I was sooooo high. I love dat shit. When I smoke I like to explore different things. Like I love reaggae music while smoking. I mean, I can't explain but it sounds really good. But I listen to reaggae even when I'm not high so idk. But on the roadtrip it feels like it made me see stuff other den what's in my hood. I'm a ppl person but in a different kinda way. I love going to the gas station cause its ppl there from all over and you get to just see a little insert into their lives. I can tell alot just from observing ppl. Like if they're rich, poor, mad, happy, stuck up, arrogant, going thru something...all that. But the roadtrip made me realize it's more to life than just the little part of the world I live in. Well that's it for now.

Faking it

I really don't think niggas get it when it comes to faking it. Every man claims he can tell when a woman is faking it, but let's be honest..... they don't. I've faked it PLENTY of times b4 and

*giggling on the inside cause its so sad hehehe*

it's just so sad how every single last one of dem niggas just thought dey was slanging and had a good sex game.

* now I'm really laughing cause I'm pretty good at this*

I think I'm actually too good though cause I'll come out and tell da dumb ass later on dat I was faking. Do you know this jackass gone tell me " Na you wasn't faking, I had yo ass screaming." Uh duh, it was all a show, just gave me something to do to keep from laughing at yo sorry ass.
I'm sorry, but in my crazy mind, you can't be called/looked at as a man if you gotta lil dick and can't fuck. I'm sorry but to me your nothing but a lil bitch. Might as well be a faggot(no offense). But seriously. I mean honestly, that's like THE only thing that makes you a man is the $5 foot long. Other than that you have no difference from a woman. Just my opinion.

It's crazy though cause til this day, one of the smallest footlongs I've encountered still thinks he was just great and was slanging a "telephone pole." Ugh pa-leez.

*rolls eyez*

I feel its just so sad that men claim they know when a womans faking and has never had a woman fake it with them, but in reality, I bet every man has had at least 1 woman fake it with them, unless they got dat $5 foot looooooong. Te he

Back at it....

So I just love all the giveaways I run into online!! The newest is this awesome prize w/ these cute ass lashes given away by poppylipstain... Hope i win... check it....



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Also, Bridget is giving away a Wisteria' palette from the Dame Edna collection MAC had in December last year and really cute makeup bag from the Body Shop as seen in the pic below.



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Piss ya pants funny

Well.....



He pretty much summed it all up

If you're into the whole ATL music scene

SO I did a post b4 on this swagged up fella and posted his whole mixtape. I've been waiting so lobg for him to drop a newbie and Mr. Miyagi is on da streets. If your into the whole ATL music sceen den start dis baby up...wouldn't be a fan if I didn't post dis.



It aint really worth shit but hey, he's up and coming...love da song and mixtape doe...

So let me tell yall bout this shit. I'ma back track for a moment and really tell yall what's been going on with me. So I finally get this job after going on this interview for this new restaurant opening on my most hated part of town......* dun dun duuuun* the eastside. So I go on the interview and it's totally not what I expected. You see the day before*or maybe 2 days b4*, I had another interview at this place called Dirty Ratts. So while the name sounded familiar, I didn't know what kinda place this was. SO me and one of my best bitches go to fill out an application. So trns out it's some kinda strip club. Ok cool.... I can fuck with that. I'm only a waitress and I have no problem with strippers. So we go in, apply, and get a tour around the club. * In my ghetto voice* It was nicccceee. It had these vip booths that looked like beds and this secret looking upstairs NUDE bar with a studio in it. So mind you since we walked in the door it was a flick playing so I'm just thinking it be going down in there. So sfter the tour of the club, we end up back where we started and the manager(I'm guessing) calls us into his office one by one (there was another girl there applying to be a bartender)[+ the club wasn't open, it was around like 9p.m. and they didnt open til 12a.m.] and he hires us. Me and my bitch. So we thinking he don't know ehat the hell he geting hisself into hiring both of us and having both of us come back on Friday(it was like wed.) So both of us is just supper excited, calling people telling dem we got jobs and shit. We were still curious of what kinda club it was and what be going on in there so we would know what to expect. We go online and it says it's a swingers club. Off the rip we both like they be fucking in there and was a lil nervous about going to work that friday. So friday comes around and we had to be there at 12. We arrive and it started off ok. One man in there showed us what we had to do and then we just had to wait around for some customers. They usually didn't have customers til around 3 or 4 in the morning. So first, me and my bitch(her name is Jeannea btw) go sit at the bar area and planned on starting a convo with the other workers(which was nothing but strippers and the bartenders). As soon as we sit down the two bartenders tell us we can't sit there unless we were buying something.* blank stare* First I'm thinking....bitch ain't nobody even in here. But me and Jeannea get up, they proceed to tell us that all the waitresses sit at the first 3 tables to wait for customers. SO as soon as we sit at the table we both say that 1st, they were rude as fuck. 2nd, we thought it was some bullshit and they was just tryna make us sit there so all the old workers would have a lil laugh. No othere old waitresses were there. I'll get into that a lil later. So we wait for more waitresses and some come in and sit whereever the hell they wanted. We look at each other and give the look of war. Oh it was on!!!

tbc....g2g

I'm so excited.... I now have 16 followers!!!!! Yay!!!!

+ I have sooo much to blog about but when it gets all piled up I forget and can't blog....:(

I'll be back on it soon

Trust and believe....

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What's your 3 favorite words

My all time 3 favorite words are......


BITCH



FUCK


and


SMOKE

ahhh...... I use those words religiously and it feels so good to say them and hear them coming out my mouth. It makes my heart happy :)

A recovering sociopath

So I just learned two seconds ago that I used to be a sociopath. WTF!!! That word sounds so harsh. It makes me feel like I'm crazy. I was reading this blog entry which was pretty interesting, until I clicked on this link. While reading it I realized I used to posses most if not all of those qualities. Like I had 'not giving a fuck' bad. But that's how I looked at it, as if I just couldn't find a part inside me that could and would give a fuck about anything. I used to lash out on ppl and try to make them feel as low as possible, got kicked outta 3 schools for the same thing, I always appeared nice and sweet but was a devil in sheeps clothing, I always knew how to get exactly what I wanted( I even used my sociopath ways on my mom cause she used to spoil me like hell), I had no emotions, couldn't fall in love or nothing. I'm glad I've took it upon myself to change my ways cause I felt like I was going nowhere fast. Now I feel like a whole new person. This internet shit is pretty effin awesome!! I just did my 1st self diagnoses. A word to the wise, not giving a phuck is never a good thing.

Giveaway from me to you!!

So I wanted to wait til I got like around 50 followers to have a giveaway/contest and I think I'll settle for like 25 lol. But I know I want to have it for like halloween time. I seen some cute shit I know you guys would enjoy getting. So pass my blog url around so I can have this giveaway/contest already!!! I still don't know if I want this to be just a giveaway or if I want it to be a contest. If I choose a contest, what kind of contest should it be?

Out of Control

So this week our sexy ass President, Me. Obama, gave a speech at all the students in America focusing on the importance of education. Now I'm no racist but I mean dam. Yall white people are out of fucking control!! Yall taking shit too far now. First, wheat da fuck was the point of taking your kids out of school so they wouldn't hear the speech? you're only hurting your children. Shit they yours, I don't give a fuck if you want to hinder their future. But this is where I feel like a line has to be drawn. It's ok to protest, but when you're holding up signs that read"Fuck Obama", yall "gone kill Obama", and "Obama should die", out side of childrens schools, wtf kinda example are you setting now? I really believe yall flake under pressure and when something doesn't go your way you wanna blow shit up and kill ppl. Grow da fuck up. I'm pissed to da umpteenth degree. I can't even go on with my post. Ugh

Make up job

Hey ladies!! And Micheal K : ), so I got this lil gig tomorrow doing make up for a lil video shoot and I'm uber excited. It's not paid and it's really not that big of a deal cause I'm just doing it for my friend but still, I hope every one likes my work. I'm nervous and excited at once. well I'll let you guys know how this goes tomorrow when I get back



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