So I get to the counter and I ask how much a box costs and I get one and 2 black & milds. So as I pull my wallet out my purse to get my i.d. out, a freaking condom falls out my purse onto the floor!!!!!
SO I just start laughing to myself, proceed to give the man my i.d. and money and then I picked it up cause I was thinking how it would look if I just left it there lol. So when I pick it up this man is just watching and when I picked it up he starts laughing saying, "yeah", repeatedly. So I grab my stuff and walk out.
When I turn around, I realize the store had gotten crowded while I was being helped andit was like a long line of ppl behind me!!! OMG
So I'm just giggling to myself and when I get in the car and start laughing histerically and told my friends what just happened to me. I told them I thought the man that was laughing at me probally thought I was juat fucking all kinds of shit. Cause if I was him I would have been thinking , "if she pick it up she a freak", and I surely did pick it up. My bitch was like yea cause it looked like I needed it. The sad part about this is that 1.,I haven't had any in like 2 going on 3 months, 2., I have a boyfriend, 3., the condom was old as fuck lol.
Plus, I don't even use condoms. wtf. I guess why it was so funny to me.
At least the ppl in the store thought I practiced safe sex. WRAP IT UP PPL!!!!( If ur on fuck buddy status)
8 comments:
hahaah tooc ute! no lie tho I wudn't have been embarrassed, not one bit.
Im confused as to why yu have a bf but no sex....story?
I hope he's on vacation or something coz that is just unacceptable. lol
O well 1st, you should stroll thru my blog n read a couple entries cause it's all there. But since you asked, he's in the army n he's gone overseas now so I'm stuck w/o any wangbone.
Girl, please!lol I've had this happen to me and I refused to be the least bit embarrassed. Should it happen again and someone gives you shit you just say "Can you fit this?" (if it's a guy) and "Can your man fit this"? (if it's a chick). lmao That'll shut them up lol
haha.... idk y I was so embarrassed. I guess it's just that fact that I dont use condoms. I was totally caught off guard. Plus, I was in there buying cigarillos, to smoke my weed. I just know it had to look like I was having a party in my pants.
LMAO! Lovin' your flow girl...I totally feel you on havin' your man away, although I cannot imagine what it's like to have a love who's in the service.
Keep on keepin' it real!
BTW Love your comments on my chapters, and sooo appreciate you for doing it for me, keepin' it honest, too!
lol...Yea I am still embarressed to buy them and I am 33 with two daughters lol...
I feel ya about your man being away....Mine is in the Navy and in Cali and I am in MD... :( Its been since April for me...tooooooo long....but gotta keep them batteries lol
I've never had to go n buy them, but I dnt think I would be embarrassed to do that. But ah, finally someone who understands the bf situation.
AY BAE, YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS. AT FIRST I WAS LIKE WHY SE GOT RUBBERS IN HER PURSE BUT THAT PASSED CUZ IT IS WHAT IT IS. IF I WAS THERE I WOULD HAVE MADE IT WORSE AND BUSTED YOU OUT. YO LIL BLOG MADE ALL MY HOMMIES OVER HERE LAUGH. MR. SHES MY PROPERTY MISSES YOU. DADDY WILL HOME BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. LATER
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