Faking it

I really don't think niggas get it when it comes to faking it. Every man claims he can tell when a woman is faking it, but let's be honest..... they don't. I've faked it PLENTY of times b4 and

*giggling on the inside cause its so sad hehehe*

it's just so sad how every single last one of dem niggas just thought dey was slanging and had a good sex game.

* now I'm really laughing cause I'm pretty good at this*

I think I'm actually too good though cause I'll come out and tell da dumb ass later on dat I was faking. Do you know this jackass gone tell me " Na you wasn't faking, I had yo ass screaming." Uh duh, it was all a show, just gave me something to do to keep from laughing at yo sorry ass.
I'm sorry, but in my crazy mind, you can't be called/looked at as a man if you gotta lil dick and can't fuck. I'm sorry but to me your nothing but a lil bitch. Might as well be a faggot(no offense). But seriously. I mean honestly, that's like THE only thing that makes you a man is the $5 foot long. Other than that you have no difference from a woman. Just my opinion.

It's crazy though cause til this day, one of the smallest footlongs I've encountered still thinks he was just great and was slanging a "telephone pole." Ugh pa-leez.

*rolls eyez*

I feel its just so sad that men claim they know when a womans faking and has never had a woman fake it with them, but in reality, I bet every man has had at least 1 woman fake it with them, unless they got dat $5 foot looooooong. Te he