He say, She say

He say OMG! I need somebody to ride to S.Carolina tomorrow,
I say speaking of S.Carolina, I was supposed to go there with my wife last night.
Y?
To go make some money real quick, I say
Oh, why didn't you go he says
I had already planned to go out with my friend.
Oh girl you know I would've went and got that money he says
I mean I would've too BUT I'm trying to get back in good with the boo I say
Oh so you do want him back he says?
I say FUCK YES! I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT HIM
and at that moment I paused and realized what I had said.....
WTF